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"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."-In Wayne, Mich., as quoted in the New York Times, June 28, 2000
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"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
— New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season
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#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
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is so ugly you have to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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 Police Seek Iguana Spurned By Hotel Cashier | | By: Phantom | Published: 08/24/1999 | | |  |
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SCHWERIN, Germany (Reuters) -
German police said they were looking for an escaped
iguana, which a man had earlier tried to use as payment for a
hotel bill. Rostock police said the ''clearly disturbed''
36-year-old man had released the 5-foot-long lizard after a
hotel in the northeastern town refused to accept his unusual
alternative to cash and called the police.
At another hotel, police located two more young iguanas
belonging to the man, who was now receiving medical attention.
The police said Monday there was no need for panic. Iguanas pose
no danger to humans except through a hefty swish of their tails
when they feel threatened.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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