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Priest, Nun Convicted After Sex Act In Car

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 08/04/2004
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A Malawian court convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct Thursday after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.

The Malawian priest, 43, and the 26-year-old nun from neighboring Zambia spent the night in police cells after being caught in the act Wednesday, police said.

A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labor after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct.

"These people were caught in a sex act," Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment.

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    Idleness? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.05.2004 12:25:08 PM EST)

    Would the charges have been less if the car was moving?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    How do (2 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (08.05.2004 10:31:48 AM EST)

    get charged with "idleness"? I'm sure something was up!

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.05.2004 9:31:12 AM EST)

    "They are probably thinking this is the best news about a priest in quite awhile!"

    What a line.

    Well GP... (1 reply)  
    started by elwood
    (08.05.2004 0:18:30 AM EST)

    There's the rest of your story. is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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