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Rangers: More Guns Entering Yellowstone

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/30/1999
 
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Honest Mr. Ranger, Sir, he was going for my picinic basket so I had to let Yogi have it

Yellowstone National Park, Wyo. (AP) - Rangers have seen and increase in the number of backcountry campers including a group of Boy Scouts, carrying guns into the park.

Carrying a weapon in a national park is illegal, and hunting is illegal in most national parks, including Yellowstone

Rick Mossman, Snake River subdistrict ranger, said weapons violations inside the park are not uncommon. But lately rangers have been catching more of them because of increased backcountry patrols, he said.

The main objective of backcountry patrols, Mossman said, is to look for food-storage violations "to prevent bear-human interactions."

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i think shamp should be kicked off the show i like curly the best so do my friends . that is my message

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