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Raunchy Karaoke Song Provokes Brawl

By: PhantomPublished: 07/02/1999
 
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MERRITT ISLAND, Fla. (Reuters) : A raunchy karaoke performance at a saloon in east-central Florida sparked a barroom brawl in which one person was fatally stabbed and another was injured, police said Thursday.

The dispute began when a patron at the Smokehouse Saloon in Merritt Island performed an obscene karaoke version of a Guns 'N' Roses song, "Welcome to the Jungle," Brevard County sheriff's agents said.

"He was substituting some vulgar language and some people got upset," Sheriff's Agent Lucille Ross said.

Several patrons, the karaoke operator, the bar owner and the bar owner's girlfriend objected and asked the singer and his group of friends to move along. The singers' friends exchanged harsh words with the complaining group and a melee erupted and spilled out into the parking lot.

"Everybody got into it and it ended up in a big brawl," Ross said.

Two men who were with the karaoke singer were stabbed. One of them, 19-year-old Kevin Arthur Nowak, was killed and the other remained in a hospital with stab wounds to the stomach. A suspect, Rene Echevarria, 43, was arrested on murder and aggravated assault charges. During a bond hearing he denied stabbing anyone, but was ordered held without bail.

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