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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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 Redneck Couple Of The Year, 2003 | | By: luvly1 | Published: 04/30/2004 | | |  |
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Meet Dan Gilchrist and Paula Parris. The Tennessee couple spent Tuesday (Sept 30th,2003) afternoon making love.
While a commendable act, the lovebirds were caught trysting on Gilchrist's front lawn, in full view of the neighbors, one of whom called 911 to report, "They're, they're fucking out here in the yard. And everything else. They're having sex out here, and people are running by."
According to this Maury County Sheriff's report, Gilchrist, 45, and Parris, 44, were barely clothed and liquored up when deputies arrived.
Both were charged with indecent exposure and public intoxication, while Gilchrist was also cited for disorderly conduct.
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Sunshine
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daburner2
(04.30.2004 8:27:02 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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Sunshine
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daburner2
(04.30.2004 8:26:22 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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Sunshine
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started by
daburner2
(04.30.2004 8:25:48 PM EST)
You have to wonder how was the weather¿ I would not want to do that in the rain.
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I wonder
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started by
roger
(04.30.2004 4:12:10 PM EST)
How much of it they watched before they called the police.
hahaha
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