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Schoolchildren in Drunken Riot

By: MarkPublished: 06/10/2000
 
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NAIROBI, Kenya, Schoolchildren as young as five went on a "drunken" rampage, looting shops, burning a vehicle and consuming the contents of a beer wagon after one of their friends was killed in a traffic accident.

Hundreds of students barricaded roads and pelted traders and vehicles with rocks after a nine-year-old pupil at James Gichuru School in Nairobi was killed by a speeding public minibus -- or "matatu" -- when he bent over to pick up a pencil.

"One of our children was hit by a speeding matatu," the school's headmaster said. "After this, there was rioting involving children from all the schools around."

A teacher at another primary school in the area said James Gichuru pupils had come round to all the schools to gather support.

"They just ran out of the classroom like crazy demons," she said. "We managed to hold back some of the little ones but the others, they went hitting people, pah! hitting cars, pah!"

The children set fire to the matatu and then embarked on a spree of violence that lasted for eight hours, effectively taking over the suburb of Dandora.

"They really, really want speed bumps," the teacher said. "That is why they got drunk and smashed things, to make a point. But nonetheless they are serious hooligans. They are like English football fans."

The driver and conductor of the matatu escaped. Thieves later stole the engine of the burned-out minibus.

No details on injuries were available.

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: heyto
    By: Lookdaddyafatman
    Date: 06.10.2001 3:13 AM EST

    heyto i try to be chinese fo a day bu i bee unsusess foo

    Look daddy a big ol' fat guy!

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    started by Lookdaddyafatman
    (06.10.2001 3:13:11 AM EST)

    heyto i try to be chinese fo a day bu i bee unsusess foo

    Look daddy a big ol' fat guy!

    im not drunk im just a lil happy and kinda dizzy
    by Lookdaddyafatman
    (06.10.2001 3:19:05 AM EST)

    As i wobbled home i was singing this song..about this guy...i think.. And anyway all the nieghbors were yelling telling me to shut my mouth or thell do it for me. And the did. They bound me and gagged me like a man on a date with a contorshunist. They drug me home and my mom said out of her bedroom window,"what the hell did you do this time" and since i wasnt quite sobered up yet i yelled do nishi how? Although i had never taken a japenese class I knew that meant ello how are you do today mother the yard looks good, did you cut the grass? She told me to get in the house so the townspeople did it for me and through me thruogh the window...
    THE END!

    Look daddy a big ol' fat guy!


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