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Seven Hurt When Train Hits Buffaloes

By: PhantomPublished: 08/23/1999
 
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KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) -
At least seven people were injured when a Malaysian passenger train hit two buffaloes and derailed, the Malayan Railway said.

Railway spokeswoman Azizah Ujang told the Bernama news agency no deaths were reported in the accident in Negeri Sembilan state in central peninsular Malaysia. Medical sources had said the train hit a herd of cows and at least 12 people were hurt.

The spokeswoman said the train, carrying 500 passengers, was en route to the capital Kuala Lumpur when it hit two buffaloes and four of its nine coaches derailed. Railway officials could not be immediately contacted for comment.

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