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SHANGHAI - Shanghai appeared convinced on Friday that
an unidentified flying object had visited China's commercial
capital.
Usually staid official newspapers insisted Thursday's sighting
was no vision.
"UFO darts across the city's skyline,'' screamed a headline in
the official Shanghai Daily.
"UFO appears in the sky over Shanghai,'' the Wenhui Daily said
in a front page story with color photographs.
Nearly 100 people claimed to have seen a cylindrical object
with a flaming orange tail moving over the western part of the
city for about an hour on Thursday afternoon, the newspapers
said. They offered no theories on what it might have been.
But the Shanghai Daily ran the story on the same page as an
advertisement for "The X Files Movie,'' based on the popular
television series about two U.S. Federal Bureau of
Investigation agents who probe unexplained phenomena.
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Damn
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thelizard
(02.03.2001 11:56:39 AM EST)
Damn, the X-files movie blew anyway.
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
Damn
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started by
thelizard
(02.03.2001 11:56:26 AM EST)
Damn, the X-files movie blew anyway.
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
Well blow me down
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started by
donut38
(02.03.2001 2:42:49 AM EST)
they came all that way and didn`t even stop for coffee
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