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A woman was charged with giving her 10-year-old son to someone she met on the Internet because she could no longer cope with the boy's misbehavior.
The woman arranged to give the boy away nearly three months ago to a Florida man she knew only as Gus, then moved to another town, Vacaville Police Detective Patrick Cowan said.
The boy was found apparently unharmed over the weekend and will be sent back to California, Cowan said.
The child's mother, Helen Chase, 29, has posted a $6800 bond on charges of child endangerment, child abandonment and failure to provide for a child.
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Stupid Bitch
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hardball
(08.04.2000 4:36:02 PM EST)
We should auction that cunt off for a gang rape and a chance to punch that bitch in the face.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.
AUCTION LADY, AUCTION!
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.03.2000 4:34:55 PM EST)
She should of auctioned him of.
you know what?
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JSkills
(08.03.2000 4:09:20 PM EST)
Fucking kill that excuse for a mother.
Sorry.
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.02.2000 5:55:03 PM EST)
i am very sad
dumb bitch
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Billard
(08.02.2000 5:35:00 PM EST)
what a stupid bitch! If she can't handel it then why did she have kids in the first place.
hmmm
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thatcuteguy
(08.02.2000 1:56:11 PM EST)
Vacaville = Cowville?
("vaca" is cow in Spanish)
whore
what
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hippie27
(08.02.2000 0:56:12 AM EST)
what a bitch she should fry
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