Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
— Kaiser Wilhelm
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#120 The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so old shes blind from the big bang
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine?
 
 


Stella Award - Most Frivilous Lawsuit

By: hhbPublished: 08/05/2002
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $2.9 million in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who suffered third-degree burns by spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself, inspiring the annual "Stella" award for the most frivolous lawsuit. Here are a few recent candidates:

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, TX, was awarded $780,000 after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. It was her own son.

Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord while he was stealing the hubcaps.

Terrence Dickson was escaping through the garage of a Bristol, PA, house he had just robbed while the family was on vacation, but was trapped due to a malfunctioning automatic garage door opener. He survived for over a week on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food and then sued the homeowner for "undue mental anguish." The jury doled out half a million dollars.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, AR, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. It was less than sought since the jury felt the pet may have been provoked when Williams shot at the chained animal with a pellet gun in the owner's fenced-in yard.

Kara Walton of Claymont, DE, was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses from the owner of a nightclub when she fell from the bathroom window and knocked out her two front teeth trying to avoid the $3.50 cover charge.

But... makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave were found not liable for the death of her poodle after she attempted to dry it after a bath by putting it in for just a few minutes "on low."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Sex-Toy Ban Fuels Lawsuit
  • A Lawsuit of ´Sizable´ Proportions
  • Newspaper Closing Prompts Lawsuits
  • Using Your Head To Make A Buck
  • More Fan Mail
  • Humiliation Alleged in Delta Suit
  • premature emasculation
  • Women Sue State Over Vibrator Ban
  • A Shot In The Balls
  • Caught with his pants down
  • Customers Looking to Scalp Company for Faulty Follicles
  • This is a bust!
  • Convicted Killer Imprisoned In Man´s Body
  • Never Iron Clothes While They´re Being Worn
  • U.S. Judge Voids Law Against Vibrators
  • Haunted House Too Scary
  • So They Sell Different Kinda Tools
  • Man! I Felt Up a Woman!
  • Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog
  • Woman Stiffed After Sex

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Lawyers are parasites (1 reply)
    started by ito
    (08.06.2002 8:00:53 AM EST)

    Those lawyers give the other 1% a bad name... Would'nt it be nice is judges had the balls to throw them in jail for contemp of court?

    Jury duty (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (08.05.2002 3:50:01 PM EST)

    Wouldn't you love being on jury duty for some of these cases?

    Is this like the World Series (2 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.05.2002 3:31:14 AM EST)

    only in America ?

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
    01.21.2011

    Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
    SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
    01.12.2011

    Want to Touch My Monkeys
    A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
    08.02.2010

    Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
    A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
    08.01.2010

    Rate This!

    3.50 Goofballs of 5
    6 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    College student files suit for $1.8M saying Las Vegas hooker didn't spend enough time with him
    A New York college student who claims a Las Vegas hooker did not spend enough time making him happy has sued ...
    01.21.2011

    Man Gets Probation For Deer Sex
    SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with ...
    01.12.2011

    Want to Touch My Monkeys
    A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing ...
    08.02.2010

    Woman Says Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
    A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome ...
    08.01.2010

    Two Years Ago
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
     
    Cat urine glows under a black-light.