"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
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Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
and heres jskills started by
simonsez
(10.09.2003 9:00:37 AM EST)
with another look at the citys night life.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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