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A man who went to a chiropractic clinic last month for treatment of a sore back ended up with another kind of pain when he got his genitals caught in a folding exam table.
Now, James Van........is suing seeking damages for pain and suffering,
disfigurement and for consequential damages -- such as the lack of
sexual performance or enjoyment.
He said he went to the clinic and the chiropractor had him take off his clothes and lie face down on a table. He said his genitals fell between two parts of the table, and when the chiropractor adjusted the table, he got caught! "I got off of the table and I went down to my knees," A clinic employee drove him to a
hospital, where a small part of damaged skin had to be removed.
His lawyer expects a settlement to the lawsuit to exceed "six figures."
Ouch!!!!!!
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BriRedfern
(02.06.2001 10:01:01 AM EST)
My nuts hurt.....
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