Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
 
 

Random Quote
 
"If I had a nickle for every fat chick I banged, i'd be a very rich man."
— Robnoxious, CEO, Goofball.com
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
 
 

One Liners
 
 
 


Topless Photo Screws up Wedding Plans

By: PhantomPublished: 01/01/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

LONDON (Reuters)
Buckingham Palace Wednesday angrily condemned as "premeditated cruelty" the publication of a topless picture of royal bride-to-be Sophie Rhys-Jones in a British tabloid newspaper.

The top-selling Sun splashed a photograph of TV presenter Chris Tarrant playing the fool with Rhys-Jones in the back of a car over 10 years ago and yanking her bikini top to reveal a bare breast.

Rhys-Jones, 34, said the scandal would ruin her wedding to the Queen's youngest son, Prince Edward, and Tarrant accused the press of trying to bury the royal couple's marriage.

"This has ruined my engagement. This (wedding) was supposed to be the happiest day of my life," the Daily Mail quoted Rhys-Jones as saying.

It said she felt "utter betrayal" at the expose and Edward was "totally disgusted and livid".

She is due to marry Prince Edward -- seventh in line to the British throne -- at Windsor Castle near London on June 19.

Her former work colleague Kara Noble, who took the photograph and sold it to the tabloid for as much as $400,000, was sacked by her employer, radio station Heart FM, following the revelation.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman told Reuters: "This is premeditated cruelty. It is a gross invasion of privacy and not in the public interest."

Rhys-Jones's public relations business partner Murray Harkin said Sophie -- who did not go to work because of the scandal -- was extremely distressed.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • An Apology For The Sophie Topless Photo
  • If Elected, She'll Pose Nude

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    SEX (0 replies)
    started by bonehead46
    (03.05.2001 9:52:30 PM EST)

    SEX THE MORE YOU EAT THE BETTER IT TASTS.

    suck mine (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.11.2001 1:52:04 PM EST)

    screw my dick!

    right (0 replies)
    started by Garethgb
    (01.09.2001 7:48:19 AM EST)

    so lets see

    hmmm (0 replies)
    started by chris2149
    (01.06.2001 7:56:04 PM EST)

    i bet this is a cool photo...

    if it feels good.............. do it twice!

    FROM WHAT I HEARD (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (01.06.2001 2:17:19 AM EST)

    THE PHOTO WAS SO BLUURY THAT YOU COULD HARDLY TELL WHO IT WAS AND IT WASN`T WORTH THE TIME OR EFFORT IN FACT NOBDY WOULD EVEN CARE UNLESS SHE WAS MARRYING ROYALTY I THINK SHE SHOULD SUE THE NEWSPAPER FOR ALL THEY ARE WORTH AND MORE JUST FOR KICKS

    more hardcore xxx (0 replies)
    started by bulls45
    (12.20.2000 4:01:43 PM EST)

    we want more smut to view

    hey (0 replies)
    started by blind666
    (11.22.2000 2:16:30 PM EST)

    I think this is good

    i want to see! (0 replies)
    started by cody84
    (11.22.2000 2:07:56 AM EST)

    yeah,so where is the photo?!

    Funny (0 replies)  
    started by burlingtony
    (08.27.2000 3:21:12 PM EST)

    funny

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Rate This!

    3.42 Goofballs of 5
    189 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Lookie Here!
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts