Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." - Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
— Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so short she can play handball on the curb.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
 
 


Town Gets First Stoplight

By: DirkSteelePublished: 09/07/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Ouray, Colorado (AP): After years of stop-and-go planning, Ouray County is ready to join the rest of the nation idling in front of a red light.

The 3,500-resident county in southwestern Colorado plans to get its first stoplight ever.

Work on the traffic signal, to be placed at the intersection of U.S. 550 and Colorado 62 in Ridgway, begins in two weeks. It should be in operation by October.

"It's the passing of an era," said Ridgway Town Manager Don Batchelder. "Some people are excited. Some people are saying as soon as the light goes in they're out of here."

Even residents who hate the idea realize that the high growth in their rural town means it's reasonable to have a traffic signal. An average of 5,800 vehicles per day pass through the intersection.

Batchelder doesn't expect much official hoopla when Ouray County loses its signal-less status. But there may be some private ceremonies, he said.

"Some of us might get together and hold some sort of a wake for the passing of old times," he said Tuesday.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
Wish I.... (0 replies)  
started by burlingtony
(08.26.2000 5:30:22 AM EST)

were there.

Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Transvestites On Trial For Theft
SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
11.14.2009

Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
11.13.2009

Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009

Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
A man who told officers he was a ...
10.11.2009

Rate This!

2.99 Goofballs of 5
122 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
    Police say a Michigan man ...
    11.10.2008

    Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
    A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
    09.29.2008

    Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
    A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
    09.01.2008

    Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
    St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
    08.09.2008

    Two Years Ago
    Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
    They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
    11.19.2007

    Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
    Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
    11.18.2007

    Thank You Science
    Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
    11.03.2007

    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Lookie Here!
    UFOs, JFK and Elvis

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E.