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UFO Tower Plans OK'd in Colorado

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 01/14/2000
 
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Sagauche, Colo. (AP) - Sagauche County commissioners have approved a resident's request to build a UFO watchtower on her land north of Hooper.

Judy Messoline said she has never seen a flying saucer but has heard plenty of stories about strange happening in southern Colorado. She wants to give the public a chance to see for themselves what is out there.

Messoline plans to open a tourist season gift shop by Memorial Day at the tourist stop just off State Highway 17, about 130 miles southwest of Denver.

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the tower (0 replies)
started by thefox
(02.09.2001 1:31:45 AM EST)

is a crap ass tower it really sucks you could stand on your car and get a better view

????? (0 replies)
started by mach2
(01.14.2001 9:14:29 AM EST)

She had to build a tower for that? Doesn't Colorado have tall buildings and mountains? What's so complicated about looking up in the sky at night?

IF YOU BUILD IT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.14.2001 0:11:21 AM EST)

THEY WILL COME


EVERY DAMN LOONY IN COLORADO WILL COME AND HAVE A LOOK

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