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Waiter, There's Poison In My Donkey Soup

By: PhantomPublished: 04/17/1999
 
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BEIJING (Reuters)
A Chinese court has sentenced a restaurant owner to death for poisoning the donkey soup at a nearby rival and making 148 people ill, the Workers' Daily reported.

It said owner Chi Jianguo and employee Zhang Zhanguo, jealous of the good business the competitor enjoyed, hired Wang Chunli and three other farmers to throw poison into the pots as the donkey soup cooked.

The newspaper said Chi's death sentence was suspended for two years. Such sentences, given to allow time for repentance, are usually commuted to life imprisonment.

Zhang was sentenced to life in prison, while the three farmers were jailed for six to eight years, the newspaper said. Wang was still at large, it said.

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    could be donkeys in your poison soup.

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