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"Iraq is free of rape rooms and torture chambers." —Bush, remarks to 2003 Republican National Committee Presidential Gala, Oct. 8, 2003
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"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
— Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#146 The smallest county in America is New York County, better known as Manhattan.
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Q: What did George Washington and Thomas Jefferson have in common?
A: They were the last two white people to have those names.
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 Woman Jailed For Leaving Kids To Go See Springer | | By: leadj | Published: 04/22/2006 | | |  |
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WHEATON, Illinois -- A woman got a 30-day jail sentence for leaving her three young children home alone for several hours, while she and her boyfriend attended a videotaping of "The Jerry Springer Show."
Shannon Cook, 25, pleaded guilty earlier this week to misdemeanor child endangerment. She also was placed on probation for a year.
"It was an appropriate sentence, given what she did," said DuPage County Assistant State's Attorney Joseph Ruggiero.
The two girls and one boy, all under the age of 4, have been placed in foster homes by the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services.
Police said Cook left the children alone at a suburban home, while she and her boyfriend went to Chicago for the taping. About five hours later the two oldest knocked on the door of a neighbor, who called police.
Cook was arrested when she returned home after midnight. According to a police report, she said: "I didn't think I'd be gone that long." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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