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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003

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    Women Use Spray To Trap Cheating Husbands

    By: PhantomPublished: 07/24/1999
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    LONDON (Reuters)
    Japanese women are resorting to chemical measures to catch their cheating husbands, New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

    Wives who suspect their partners have been cheating on them are buying special sprays that reveal telltale traces of semen on their husband's underwear, it said.

    The Safety Tanteisha detective agency in Osaka said it is selling 200 S-check sprays a month at 35,000 yen ($280) each. Nearly all of the customers are married women.

    The kit consists of two aerosol cans that are sprayed separately on the garment. If traces of semen are found, the second spray turns them bright green.

    "Takeshi Makino, president of Safety Tanteisha, says the semen can be detected for up to two weeks if the underwear is not washed," the magazine said.

    The test is thought to be similar to those used by forensic scientists to detect semen samples in criminal cases.

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