Hey, I'm Gay!
By: Robnoxious	Published: 08/04/2000
Sydney Morning Herald -- An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY, got on a plane recently using one of his company's "Free Flight" programs. However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a paying passenger. So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr. Gay, another Ansett Australia flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this other flight were being rerouted to various airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being "bumped". Ansett officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" ticket holders boarded the plane to remove the free ticket holders. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to get off the plane". Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the wrong man. I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off!" Confusion reined as more an more passengers began yelling that Ansett Australia had no right to remove gays from their flights. Ansett refused to comment on the incident. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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my boyfreind (0 replies) started by ninnyhammer (07.21.2006 8:20:09 AM EST) i'm not gay but my boyfreind is

what the hell???!!! (0 replies) started by jamiepierre (02.12.2001 3:47:12 PM EST) so what about gays and i mean gay because theyre only men lovers not hasters and i am gay too!!!

Gays need to be killed (5 replies) started by yusaku999 (10.27.2000 2:38:33 AM EST) I hate gays. I wish them all dead. We don't need gays. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Are you Gay? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.10.2000 11:58:01 AM EST) The story would work better if the man's name was "Homosexual"

I am not Gay (2 replies) started by bat (08.09.2000 8:30:57 AM EST) & you dont forget that Love your country,Question your government.

ummm.... yeah (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.08.2000 6:15:35 PM EST) everybody say... ewwwwwwwwwwww

ghfty (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.07.2000 5:31:38 PM EST) wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz from seby

Sandy YAKS (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.06.2000 2:25:04 PM EST) Last night while at Boswell's Pub my friend Sandy wasn't feeling the greatest during dinner. Instead of calling it an early night she decideds that she wants to go listen to a band and do some shots. When advised against this she starts hooting and clapping about how much BETTER I'M FEELING. So to make a long story short the first shot goes down a little rough (but does she heed the warning??? NO) About 15 minutes later the second round of shots (Tequila) is ordered by guess who?? SANDY! Down the hatch it goes....but not for long!!!! Does she excuse herself??? NO! Does she find a descreet place???? NO! As fast as it went down, it came back up....ON THE BAR. Yes, on the bar. A nice little pile of SANDY LOVE for all to see. Quickly she decides that not everyone would be quite as happy to see this little present to the bartender and attempts to cover it with paper napkins. Does this work? NO!!! So now the bartender comes over and sees an abnormally large pile of paper napkins clumped together (with three people looking at it attempting to minimize the damage caused) Well, Sandy gets cut off (talk about a cheap date) and gets to be the designated driver!!! Woo Hoo!! Morale of the story? Listen to that little voice that says things like, "Maybe you shouldn't do Tequila shooters on an upset stomach." Posted by your friend Glen:)

funny (0 replies) started by CrAzEd (08.06.2000 12:29:30 PM EST) funny. period. don't even start with me with all your gay opinions.

Great! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.05.2000 9:47:39 PM EST) I love this story! The title interested me because, as my mother is so fond of reminding me, my middle name was very nearly "Gay:" the word did not have the connotation it does today. I like to think, though, of how much fun I could have had if it were

Thats Gay! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.05.2000 3:43:12 PM EST) That was gay!

What the freak? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.04.2000 3:00:10 PM EST) It's a good thing his name wasn't Mister Stupid or Mister Insane! Or Mister Hungry. Or Mister Finished. Or Mister Sleepy.

What The Fuck (0 replies) started by blahblahblah2 (08.04.2000 12:28:27 PM EST) You wouldnt ask someone "are you gay".. You would ask are you Mr. Gay. What a bunch of bullshit.. Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Weird (0 replies) started by Vandalier (08.04.2000 11:51:20 AM EST) Goofball sucks cause the banners keep messing up pages

fuckem (0 replies) started by hardball (08.04.2000 9:27:55 AM EST) Should have waited till the plane was off the ground and then pushed the fags off the plain. Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Ultra well known urban legend... (0 replies) started by Temescal (08.04.2000 3:34:00 AM EST) I've read that one (or similar) in at least two or three books about urban legends, one of them being "Too good to be true", by Jan Harold Brunvand, which I recommand to veveryone...

Don't mess with gays... (1 reply) started by oliverclozoff (08.04.2000 2:38:16 AM EST) They all fly United! LMAO! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

lol... (0 replies) started by thebulldawg (08.04.2000 2:07:32 AM EST) Man this is hella gay but it was kinda funny :) U wanna fuck wit'me? Dont fuck wit'me! Cuz i'm what u'll b so dont fuck wit'me! If u had better sense u'd just step aside from da bad side o'me. Dont fuck wit'da bad side o'me. Stay away from da bad side o'me, dont fuck wit'da bad side...

FIRST (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (08.04.2000 1:04:23 AM EST) HAHA you're all gay

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