Hey, I'm Gay!
By: Robnoxious	Published: 08/04/2000
Sydney Morning Herald -- An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY, got on a plane recently using one of his company's "Free Flight" programs. However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a paying passenger. So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr. Gay, another Ansett Australia flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The passengers of this other flight were being rerouted to various airplanes. A few were put on Mr. Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being "bumped". Ansett officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" ticket holders boarded the plane to remove the free ticket holders. Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: "Then you have to get off the plane". Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said, tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the wrong man. I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off!" Confusion reined as more an more passengers began yelling that Ansett Australia had no right to remove gays from their flights. Ansett refused to comment on the incident. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Title:	Sandy YAKS
By:	Anonymous Goofball
Date:	08.06.2000 2:25 PM EST

Last night while at Boswell's Pub my friend Sandy wasn't feeling the greatest during dinner. Instead of calling it an early night she decideds that she wants to go listen to a band and do some shots. When advised against this she starts hooting and clapping about how much BETTER I'M FEELING. So to make a long story short the first shot goes down a little rough (but does she heed the warning??? NO) About 15 minutes later the second round of shots (Tequila) is ordered by guess who?? SANDY! Down the hatch it goes....but not for long!!!! Does she excuse herself??? NO! Does she find a descreet place???? NO! As fast as it went down, it came back up....ON THE BAR. Yes, on the bar. A nice little pile of SANDY LOVE for all to see. Quickly she decides that not everyone would be quite as happy to see this little present to the bartender and attempts to cover it with paper napkins. Does this work? NO!!! So now the bartender comes over and sees an abnormally large pile of paper napkins clumped together (with three people looking at it attempting to minimize the damage caused) Well, Sandy gets cut off (talk about a cheap date) and gets to be the designated driver!!! Woo Hoo!! Morale of the story? Listen to that little voice that says things like, "Maybe you shouldn't do Tequila shooters on an upset stomach." Posted by your friend Glen:)

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Sandy YAKS   started by Anonymous Goofball (08.06.2000 2:25:04 PM EST) Last night while at Boswell's Pub my friend Sandy wasn't feeling the greatest during dinner. Instead of calling it an early night she decideds that she wants to go listen to a band and do some shots. When advised against this she starts hooting and clapping about how much BETTER I'M FEELING. So to make a long story short the first shot goes down a little rough (but does she heed the warning??? NO) About 15 minutes later the second round of shots (Tequila) is ordered by guess who?? SANDY! Down the hatch it goes....but not for long!!!! Does she excuse herself??? NO! Does she find a descreet place???? NO! As fast as it went down, it came back up....ON THE BAR. Yes, on the bar. A nice little pile of SANDY LOVE for all to see. Quickly she decides that not everyone would be quite as happy to see this little present to the bartender and attempts to cover it with paper napkins. Does this work? NO!!! So now the bartender comes over and sees an abnormally large pile of paper napkins clumped together (with three people looking at it attempting to minimize the damage caused) Well, Sandy gets cut off (talk about a cheap date) and gets to be the designated driver!!! Woo Hoo!! Morale of the story? Listen to that little voice that says things like, "Maybe you shouldn't do Tequila shooters on an upset stomach." Posted by your friend Glen:)

hey by JSkills (08.06.2000 11:35:06 PM EST) Very decent little story there but what does it have to do with a man named "gay" getting kicked off a plane? We do have a message forum area for this kind of stuff though ;-) JSkills Goofball Staff

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