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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Fishing For Booze?

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 07/31/2000
 
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Olaf Iversen thought he had made the catch of the season when his nets began straining under a heavy load while he was trawling for shrimp. It was a much bigger catch. Iversen landed about 6200 litres of smuggled alcohol, making headlines.

"I had laid out the net, and was pulling it in when I saw that there were a lot of oil barrels hanging on the net," said Iversen.

The 31 barrels were tied together when Iversen caught them. He called the coast guard when he realized what they contained.

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    Excellent (0 replies)
    started by santochia
    (07.31.2000 4:32:35 AM EST)

    What does one use for bait?

    so eat that shit

    How does that old saw go? (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.31.2000 1:46:35 AM EST)

    Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

    Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    Teach a man to fish for BOOZE, and he'll get shit-faced and drown!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

    why? (0 replies)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.31.2000 0:21:22 AM EST)

    all that free booze. . . WHY?!
    what a dumbass. . .



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