"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Cash-strapped farmers in the central
county of Jarvamaa have resorted to paying
salaries with smoked sausage and ham, and farm workers are fed
up with the practice.
The regional newspaper Jarva Teataja reported that many farms,
part of collectives in the Soviet era that have since fallen on
hard times, have been unable to pay in cash since March, forcing
them to find alternative currencies such as pork products.
"Each month we are working at a 400,000 kroons ($26,300) loss.
If we get money at all, it goes to pay the
electricity, bank and
taxes," local cooperative chief Ulo Saluaar told the paper.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
There are no threads in this Article Forum yet. Please check back soon...
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.