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Did he win the argument?

By: JskillsPublished: 12/01/1998
 
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Did he win the argument? It happened in February 1998 in a working-class Boedo neighborhood in Buenos Aires.

During a heated marital dispute, a 25-year-old man picked up his 20-year-old wife and threw her off their eighth-floor apartment balcony. To his dismay, she became tangled in the power lines below.

He immediately leapt from the balcony and fell towards his wife. We can only speculate as to his reasons. Was he angrily trying to finish the job, or was he remorsefully hoping to rescue her?

He did not accomplish either goal. He missed the power lines completely, and plunged to his death. The woman managed to swing over to a nearby balcony and was saved.

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    started by razor696
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    just not his day to win, was it?

    friends help you move out of your home, and into your new house. TRUE friends will stand there, watching you vacuum the floor, and wait until you're done to point out "missed a spot!"

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