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Thieves Snort a Line Of Dog

By: RedNeckedTulsanPublished: 10/18/2000
 
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LONDON -- Cocaine-crazy thieves tried to snort powder they found in an English housewife's living room, not realizing it was the ashes of her dead dog, according to a British press report on Friday.

The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when they saw the powder marked "Charlie" -- slang for cocaine -- in a dainty ceramic pot on pet-lover Dee Blyth's mantelpiece, said the report in The Sun.

But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the "drugs" really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997.

A policeman called to investigate the break-in at Chadwell Heath fell about laughing when he saw the burglars had arranged the ashes in cocaine-style lines.

"I'd love to see their faces when these thieves realize," said Blyth.

"It was horrible knowing they were in my house, but the idea of them trying to get high on a dead dog certainly made me feel a bit better.

"I didn't realize the significance until the policeman started laughing.

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    Thats Pretty (0 replies)
    started by dkevans
    (11.01.2000 7:37:36 PM EST)

    Funny and reminds me of a tee shirt that says: I don't like you anymore since you ate my dog.

    redfish

    wow (3 replies)
    started by doublej1984
    (10.18.2000 7:17:23 PM EST)

    you would think that they would notice the urn that the "cocane" is in.

    he who laughs last thinks slowest http://i4.yimg.com/4/d4cd0c35/g/cc908840.gif

    "Yo....man..... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.18.2000 5:14:34 PM EST)

    that stuff is Doberman, man..." -Chong

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    that's nothing! (0 replies)
    started by jedigrrl
    (10.18.2000 4:32:05 PM EST)

    you should try freebasing them!

    ...besides, i'd never feed him grapes...i just wanna fuck him!!

    that's nothing! (0 replies)
    started by jedigrrl
    (10.18.2000 4:28:05 PM EST)

    you should try freebasing them!

    ...besides, i'd never feed him grapes...i just wanna fuck him!!

    What the aren't telling you is... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (10.18.2000 3:07:51 PM EST)


    ...they were getting off like big dogs! If word got out, though, the damned hippies would be roasting every stray in the neighborhood!

    Hey, maybe if we started a rumor that you could get high on cats...



    There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

    Don't bogart the Poodle dude! (1 reply)
    started by RedNeckedTulsan
    (10.18.2000 12:18:06 PM EST)

    I think i saw something similar in a Cheech and Chong movie except it was some detergent. Vim or Ajax, i can't remember.

    hehe...imagine the crooks with little (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.18.2000 11:32:15 AM EST)

    rings of ashes around their nostrils, and they're probably like "Ooh, this is da good shit!" lmao


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

    "If you've got bad news..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.18.2000 10:28:43 AM EST)


    ...and you want to shake them blues....
    cocaine" - Eric Clapton
    I'll bet they really, really want to get high now.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    nooo!!!! (0 replies)
    started by uncleslam
    (10.18.2000 8:39:59 AM EST)

    my dead dog up my burgur, i mean, bugur, i mean my burglars nose!

    Hey Im First... (0 replies)
    started by breaker99
    (10.18.2000 7:04:46 AM EST)

    for the first time ever!! Poor crooks, even worse, poor charlie!

    First, Damnit! (0 replies)  
    started by yomomma
    (10.18.2000 6:06:59 AM EST)

    Ain't you just jealous?

    Quit moving your lips while reading this!

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