"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
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#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
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... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
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REYKJAVIK, Iceland
(Reuters) Two men who stole a trailer-tent from a car
park in a Reykjavik suburb were arrested after trying to pitch
it next to its owner -- in a remote beauty spot 75 miles away,
police said Monday.
When the two robbers arrived at the Thorsmork campsite they
found the trailer was broken, and made so much noise trying to
set it up that they attracted the attention of a man in the next
tent, who offered to help.
He was surprised to find that it was his trailer, and
immediately called the police.
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