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True Story - Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:
A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via cheque.
After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers money in the form of a company cheque. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks. The name of the company:
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It may have come from
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started by
sted5
(05.01.2001 5:10:14 AM EST)
A movie but it sounds like a good scam,
Me! I would take the cheque into my bank it could be fun.
Thats from a movie
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started by
Jon111
(06.06.2000 5:47:03 PM EST)
That is from "Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, or its the same concept at least.
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