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U.S. Judge Voids Law Against Vibrators

By: PhantomPublished: 04/11/1999
 
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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (Reuters)
A federal judge Monday struck down an Alabama law that banned the sale of vibrators, saying the state had failed to prove the devices were obscene.

``A majority, or at least a significant minority, of the proscribed devices, as a matter of law, are not obscene under any established definition of obscenity,'' U.S. District Judge Lynwood Smith wrote in an 84-page opinion.

A law enacted by the Alabama Legislature last year included an anti-obscenity statute that barred the sale of items designed to enhance sexual pleasure, including vibrators and certain kinds of condoms. It also outlawed strip clubs.

Monday's ruling came in a lawsuit filed against the state by six women who either sold vibrators or testified that the devices and other sex toys covered by the ruling gave them sexual pleasure they could not otherwise achieve.

The six women were represented by the American Civil Liberties Union.

There was no immediate word from the state on the ruling.

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    Fuck Alabama (0 replies)
    started by EvilMcSatan
    (02.12.2001 0:28:28 AM EST)

    All those fuckin' religious assholes (mostly those asshole Baptists) should be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

    Fucking Hillbillys (3 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.23.2000 2:58:02 PM EST)

    Only in the US would you have a judge decide something so stupid. What can you expect from hillbillys from the US. They can't even count properly to elect a puppet president ... what a joke of a country

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