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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (Reuters)
A federal judge Monday
struck down an Alabama law that banned the sale of
vibrators,
saying
the state had failed to prove the devices were obscene.
``A majority, or at least a significant minority, of the
proscribed devices, as a matter of law, are not obscene under
any established
definition of obscenity,'' U.S. District Judge Lynwood Smith
wrote in an 84-page opinion.
A law enacted by the Alabama Legislature last year included an
anti-obscenity statute that barred the sale of items designed to
enhance sexual pleasure, including vibrators and certain kinds
of
condoms. It also outlawed strip clubs.
Monday's ruling came in a lawsuit filed against the state by six
women who either sold vibrators or testified that the devices
and
other sex toys covered by the ruling gave them sexual pleasure
they could not otherwise achieve.
The six women were represented by the American Civil Liberties
Union.
There was no immediate word from the state on the ruling.
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Fuck Alabama
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started by
EvilMcSatan
(02.12.2001 0:28:28 AM EST)
All those fuckin' religious assholes (mostly those asshole Baptists) should be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
Fucking Hillbillys
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.23.2000 2:58:02 PM EST)
Only in the US would you have a judge decide something so stupid. What can you expect from hillbillys from the US. They can't even count properly to elect a puppet president ... what a joke of a country
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