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Bobby Knight Fired

By: JSkillsPublished: 09/11/2000
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Bobby Knight, three-time National Championship winner and the coach with the best winning percentage in all of college basketball history, was fired today from his position as head coach of the Indiana University's Men's Basketball team.

University president Myles Brand, who announced the firing at a news conference, called Knight "defiant and hostile" and said the coach had shown a "continued unwillingness" to work within guidelines of the athletic department.

Brand also cited Knight's history that is laced with a "pattern of unacceptable behavior." We here at Goofball are thinking that this might be part of it.

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    Even if (0 replies)
    started by aceyalone
    (09.17.2000 10:27:32 PM EST)

    You know that he was gonna be out sooner or later. I'm sure somebody would just HAPPEN to have a camera at one of the practices and catch him just GIVING A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT to one of his players (A nice little tug on the collar.) I've seen HS coaches do worse.

    Me, I'd rather be undefined

    Even if (0 replies)
    started by aceyalone
    (09.17.2000 10:23:36 PM EST)

    You know that he was gonna be out sooner or later. I'm sure somebody would just HAPPEN to have a camera at one of the practices and catch him just GIVING A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT to one of his players (A nice little tug on the collar.) I've seen HS coaches do worse.

    Me, I'd rather be undefined

    Don't mess with the Man! (0 replies)
    started by rg807
    (09.13.2000 0:55:32 AM EST)

    He's coming to a school near you! I'm an IU grad and I can tell you the only people that don't like the way RMK (Robert Montgomery Knight) kicks ass are the pussys.

    respect (2 replies)
    started by hardball
    (09.11.2000 3:50:31 PM EST)

    Show respect or I'll Kick your ASS.

    Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

    DEAN SMITH WAS THE MAN! (0 replies)
    started by afrosmurf
    (09.11.2000 1:05:49 PM EST)

    Dean Smith IS THE MOST WINNINGEST COACH IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL HISTORY!! Bobby Knight sucks ass and so does Indiana basketball.

    Correction (4 replies)
    started by JSkills
    (09.11.2000 11:36:37 AM EST)

    He's the coach with the best winning percentage.

    Goofball Staff

    He's not the winningest... (0 replies)
    started by Ivan
    (09.11.2000 10:30:52 AM EST)

    coach in NCAA history.

    Dean Smith former coach of the North Carolina Tarheels is the winningest coach. Dean has 117 more wins then Coach Knight.


    at least he learned in a good school (1 reply)
    started by wanderer
    (09.11.2000 10:12:02 AM EST)

    You have to understand that Bobby Knight learned how to be a coach from one of the best in the business - Woody Hayes, the head football coach at Ohio State. The problem is, Bobby just never did it on national TV. At least, not that any of the networks broadcast it live.

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    BOOOO! (0 replies)
    started by tina1269
    (09.11.2000 9:42:58 AM EST)

    First, this kid that started this round of accusations is going to be getting his ass kicked on an houly basis if he goes back onto IU's campus today. Yeah, Bobby's a hard ass, but everyone knows about it. It's not like these kids don't know what they're getting theirselves into when they agree to play ball for the general. This is a very sad turn of events for IU Baskeball fans EVERYWHERE!

    Good Knight, (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.11.2000 8:43:32 AM EST)


    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Check your facts (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.11.2000 6:06:05 AM EST)

    bobby knight is not the winningest coach in ncaa history

    Blah blah blah (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.11.2000 2:06:12 AM EST)

    yackity smackity

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    Finally! (1 reply)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.11.2000 0:51:53 AM EST)

    I was wondering just what the hell that bastard would have to do before they would finally get disgusted enough to fire him. It's amazing what people will put up with from someone who they think is doing a good job. Choking players? Sodomizing interns? Hey, as long as we're winning, it's fine by me...right?

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    Good (0 replies)
    started by magnus
    (09.11.2000 0:35:38 AM EST)

    He was an asshole and a Bully good ridance

    I'm on the left.

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    started by memnoch
    (09.11.2000 0:04:56 AM EST)

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