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Stealing More Than Bases

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 03/12/2002
 
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Florida -- Ruben Rivera was released from the New York Yankees after stealing a glove and bat from Derek Jeter's locker, a baseball source said Tuesday.

A baseball lawyer familiar with the decision, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed that Rivera took the equipment from Jeter's locker at spring training and sold them to a sports memorabilia agent.

New York-area newspapers reported that Rivera took the glove but has since returned it. But The New York Times, quoting an unidentified source, said Rivera sold the glove to a memorabilia dealer for $2,500.

Rivera signed a $1 million, one-year guaranteed contract with the Yankees last month but the team negotiated a $200,000 settlement with Rivera on Monday, the lawyer said.

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    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.23.2002 3:17:28 AM EST)

    I guess that means he couldn't get jack shit for his own stuff.. so he had to steal it from a player people actually like?

    now where's my redneck?

    The sad thing is... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.13.2002 4:23:07 AM EST)

    that some other desperate owner will sign this piece of sh*t based on his ability to wield a bat and glove on the diamond while conveniently forgetting his ability to steal a bat and glove in the clubhouse.

    Durn Furriner Dumb Question (3 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.13.2002 4:10:40 AM EST)

    Are the New York Yankees now based in Florida ?

    Damn, the guy was in his locker (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.13.2002 1:12:45 AM EST)

    Just think what that smelly Jock Strap might have netted him...


    Just protecting my sheep

    I guess........ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.12.2002 8:29:24 PM EST)

    By todays baseball standards only making a mil per year qualifies you for welfare.

    And speaking of humiliated baseball morons: Darryl Strawberry.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Why? (0 replies)
    started by indiansfan
    (03.12.2002 8:20:01 PM EST)

    Dude makes One Million a year and has to steal someone's glove to make $2500? Get a life man!

    Nothing surprises me... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.12.2002 7:32:46 PM EST)


    ...anymore.

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