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Download goddess and sometime actress Pamela Anderson Lee has
elected to liquidate a
portion of her considerable assets.
USA Today
reports that Anderson Lee spokeswoman Marleah
Leslie has confirmed her client underwent successful breast
implant removal surgery last week. (That gigantic whoosh you
hear is Hollywood's interest in her career spontaneously
evaporating.)
Leslie says Anderson Lee's implants were not endangering her
physical health in any way, but that the actress, "just wanted
her body to go back to its natural state."
Frankly, we think that's
roughly akin to chiseling those
annoying humongous heads off Mount Rushmore to return the
mountain to its natural state — once you've done it,
where's the appeal?
Though Leslie offered no insight into what the 31-year-old
star's "natural" measurements are, it bears noting that the
former
Tool Time
girl and
Baywatch
vixen achieved
not inconsiderable fame for her pectoral dimensions prior to
having augmentation surgery in the first place.
Though she currently
has no new film or television projects in
development, Anderson Lee reportedly is unconcerned about the
effect her de-enhancement surgery may have on her career.
Production on her syndicated
bodyguard-
to-
the-
stars series
V.I.P.
was
suspended after just 18 episodes last year, but the show's
future remains uncertain.
Personally, I think that Tommy Lee banged her head against the
wall a few too many times. What the hell is she going to look
like now? What she
removed was not just the implants, but maybe
any chances of furthering her career as an "actress".
See the related links below for what she used to look like and to feel even worse about her decision.
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