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Scooby Snacks On Penis

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/09/2002
 
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A suspected robber is recovering Monday after a police dog bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to a news report.

Authorities said that three men walked into the At Cost Liquor Store in Pinellas County, Fla., and allegedly stole a pack of cigarettes.

A store worker reportedly chased the men outside and wrote down the license plate number of the suspects' car.

After a brief chase, the men crashed their car and ran.

Police said that a K-9 named "Scooby" caught up with one of the alleged suspects. The dog first bit the suspect on the buttocks and then bit him in the crotch, severing his penis, according to police.

The suspect was rushed to a local hospital where doctors reattached the suspect's penis.

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    the guy had it comin'.... (0 replies)
    started by briredfern
    (04.22.2002 9:43:13 PM EST)

    Stole a pack a cigarettes.... shit, it's these guys that raise the taxes for everyone else...

    Well, them and democrats....

    Let your death bring joy to a child; Arrange to have your ashes donated to Etch-A-Sketch today!

    put that dog to sleep (0 replies)
    started by pyrtwist
    (04.16.2002 12:11:26 PM EST)

    can't have that. that may go over in islamic nations but here in the US

    I agree with Marvin (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.10.2002 9:18:42 AM EST)

    Rename the dog "Lorenna".

    Rooby racks (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.10.2002 3:46:39 AM EST)

    The robber is lucky that hospital had a good microsurgeon on staff. I just hope he failed to reattach the sperm duct.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Give the dog a bone (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (04.10.2002 2:29:58 AM EST)

    and call him "Bobbitt" from now on !

    Are you sure.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.10.2002 1:38:46 AM EST)

    I heard the dog stood by while the cop bit the buttocks and crotch.

    Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

    Gays on the police force (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.10.2002 1:18:21 AM EST)


    ...on the next Gilrado


    Just protecting my sheep

    Everybody knows... (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (04.10.2002 0:39:04 AM EST)

    it's a dog eat dog world! That guy should be happy he got his back.

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