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A Bird In The Face

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 04/02/1999
 
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) — It is even tough being Fabio these days.

The flowing-haired Adonis of "bodice-ripper" covers got a big shock Tuesday when a bird apparently crashed into his face while he inaugurated a roller coaster in Virginia, reports said.

Fabio, 38, born Fabio Lanzoni, was at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg to promote the park's newest hair-raising attraction - "Apollo's Chariot."

Before the ride began, the square-jawed hunk was living up to the mythical god's standard for manly good looks while seated in the front chariot surrounded by women wearing tunics and big smiles.

Fabio apparently collided with a bird at some point during the ride, his face spattered with blood when it was over, officials told The Washington Post.

He was taken to a local hospital, treated for minor cuts and released, the newspaper said. "He's absolutely fine," a Busch Gardens spokeswoman told the Post. "We don't know the condition of the bird."

Informed of the mishap, a spokeswoman for Fabio's publisher told the Post, "Oh my God! Think if his mouth was open."

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