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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/11/1998
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Volusia County, Fla. (Reuters)

Diana LaPorta, running for a seat on the Volusia County School Board, insists she has a bachelor's degree even though a local newspaper has revealed she earned it at "Hamburger University", a training program for employees of the McDonald's hamburger chain.

When asked to clarify her education, LaPorta said "it does say on my diploma that it is a 'degree of bachelor'."

If she gets on the school board, that may be the only university the kids will be eligible for.

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    ROFLMAO.. I live in Volusia County Fla.. Dont remember ever seeing her running tho.. Too fucking funny.. West Volusia to be exact.. is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

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