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By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/11/1998
 
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Volusia County, Fla. (Reuters)

Diana LaPorta, running for a seat on the Volusia County School Board, insists she has a bachelor's degree even though a local newspaper has revealed she earned it at "Hamburger University", a training program for employees of the McDonald's hamburger chain.

When asked to clarify her education, LaPorta said "it does say on my diploma that it is a 'degree of bachelor'."

If she gets on the school board, that may be the only university the kids will be eligible for.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    ROFLMAO.. I live in Volusia County Fla.. Dont remember ever seeing her running tho.. Too fucking funny.. West Volusia to be exact..

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