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Diana LaPorta, running for a seat on the Volusia County School Board, insists she has a bachelor's degree even
though a local newspaper has revealed she earned it at "Hamburger University", a training program for employees of the McDonald's hamburger chain.
When asked to clarify her education, LaPorta said "it does say on my diploma that it is a 'degree of bachelor'."
If she gets on the school board, that may be the only university the kids will be eligible for.
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Holy Shit
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.11.2000 11:28:34 AM EST)
ROFLMAO.. I live in Volusia County Fla.. Dont remember ever seeing her running tho.. Too fucking funny.. West Volusia to be exact..
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