"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Diana LaPorta, running for a seat on the Volusia County School Board, insists she has a bachelor's degree even
though a local newspaper has revealed she earned it at "Hamburger University", a training program for employees of the McDonald's hamburger chain.
When asked to clarify her education, LaPorta said "it does say on my diploma that it is a 'degree of bachelor'."
If she gets on the school board, that may be the only university the kids will be eligible for.
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(07.11.2000 11:28:34 AM EST)
ROFLMAO.. I live in Volusia County Fla.. Dont remember ever seeing her running tho.. Too fucking funny.. West Volusia to be exact..
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