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Paramedics Rush Toy To Hospital

By: MarkPublished: 01/04/2000
 
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Paramedics Rush Toy To Hospital

LONDON (Reuters) - A group of British paramedics had the fright of their lives this Halloween, when they mistook a child's toy found on a London subway station platform for a human fetus and rushed it to hospital.

Officials closed down Buckhurst Hill station in Essex, northwest of London late on Sunday -- Halloween night -- fearing a woman had had a miscarriage, a London Underground spokeswoman said.

They had found an alien egg toy, the latest toy craze to hit the London area. It contains what looks like an tiny unborn child curled in a fetal position and suspended in a gooey placenta-like substance.

``Paramedics thought the toy alien was a human fetus, and the mistake was only discovered when it was examined in hospital,'' said the Underground spokeswoman.

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what the fuck (0 replies)
started by molson116
(01.04.2001 11:45:40 PM EST)

those fuckin stupid crooked ass teeth stank ass breath motherfuckers

So silly! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.04.2001 9:18:46 AM EST)

I'm glad those paremedics don't work where I live! If it were a real fetus they'd probably mistake it for a toy.

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started by donut38
(01.04.2001 0:53:48 AM EST)

NEED TO KEEP UP WITH NEWEST FADS AND GET A LITTLE RE TRAINING

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