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BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - An Argentine woman was granted a
divorce on the grounds that her husband was dirty and slovenly,
not even lifting a finger when the toilet overflowed, Clarin
newspaper reported.
"He's incredibly dirty. He doesn't pay attention to the kids
and he doesn't even bother when the toilet gets blocked and
floods the dining room," the unidentified woman said.
Her husband of 25 years had refused to agree to a divorce, and
so the woman successfully argued that his lack of hygiene was
sufficient grounds to end the marriage.
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