"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
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"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." — Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
Snapple Facts
#126 A pigeon's feathers are heavier than its bones.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
One Liners
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.
At first I thought a load of bubble gum had been spilled onto
the highway. Turns out was like a giant fly strip, would have
been interesting to see what happened when the cars drove into
it.
Brunswick, Ga. (AP) - It's frustrating enough to get a wad of
bubble gum stuck on your shoe. Imagine driving into a similar
situation.
A rubberized tar sealant sprayed onto a four-mile stretch of
U.S. 82 in southeast Georgia last week became a gooey, sticky
disaster for about 200 motorists this week.
The sun heated the material - made of tar and shredded tires -
and it became sticky enough to stop traffic between Nahunta and
Atkinson in Brantley County.
"It was like driving into a big mass of hot super glue," said
Tim Cupp, a trucker who got stuck in the muck. Cupp said his
rig will need 18 new tires because the rubbery goo had
vulcanized and become part fo each $450 tire..
All drivers with damaged vehicles will be compensated, said
Thomas Gill, an assistant transportation department
engineer.
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