Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." Source: The Boston Globe, Oct. 29, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
— Dave Barry
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because it's too hard on the camels!
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Amusement Park Bounces Boy For Illegal Belching

By: PhantomPublished: 05/27/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

VALLEJO, Calif. (Reuters)
Joey Ramirez, 14, has belched his way into the bad books at Six Flags Marine World. Ramirez was visiting the amusement park when he let loose what he calls a burp. Others called it an illegal, "intentional belch", and security was summoned. At the end of the day, Ramirez was stripped of his $47.50 season pass.

"The young man's pass has been revoked because he was belching extremely loud, intentionally in the faces of guests, including the daughter of a guest in the Voodoo ride line," Marine World spokesman Jeff Jouett told Friday's Vallejo Times Herald newspaper.

Ramirez says he has been maligned, and his mother agrees.

"He has a lot of indigestion. I do, my mother does, and on a bad day, we burp," Kimberly Ramirez told the newspaper. "I won't dispute that he was burping because he was on his own and he probably let one go, but he's 14."

But officials at the amusement park in Vallejo, 20 miles (32 km) northeast of San Francisco, cite a string of "incident reports" which paint Ramirez as a serial belcher, burping on patrons in line, burping on the daughter of the man who asked him to stop, and then burping on other patrons while on the ride itself.

"It was not indigestion. It was swallowing a lot of air and making as much noise as possible," Jouett said.

"This is intentionally loud belching, intentionally directed at other guests. This is not a pinched cheeks, cover your mouth (burp), this is an open mouth blast toward other guests."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • More Masturbation Euphemisms
  • A New kind of Beer
  • You must be either white trash, a redneck, or a resident of Arkansas, if...
  • Things Men want Women to know
  • Advice From Men to Women
  • Euphemisms for FARTING
  • Why it's Great to be a Man...
  • Canada Battles Cow Flatulence
  • Homework for the Guys
  • New two-year degree for men
  • What I want in a man
  • How to dump a man
  • Eight signs you have nothing to do at work...
  • 25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

  • More Stupid News...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    that (0 replies)
    started by cole22
    (05.29.2001 3:14:20 PM EST)

    is cool I aught to try thayt and blame it on other people

    If you were to crack my head wide open you would find air and purple coows oh and lots of naked ladies!!

    jeefjacks (0 replies)  
    started by jeefjacks
    (05.27.2001 12:39:26 PM EST)

    jeefjacks, first

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Transvestites On Trial For Theft
    SHANGHAI – Five Filipino transvestites have gone ...
    11.14.2009

    Woman Pleads Guilty In Road Rage / Salad Dressing Case
    BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho woman accused of ramming her ...
    11.13.2009

    Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years
    A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
    10.28.2009

    Nude Man Accused Of Pounding On Cars On A Highway
    A man who told officers he was a ...
    10.11.2009

    Rate This!

    2.97 Goofballs of 5
    94 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Homeless Woman No So Homeless
    A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing ...
    03.05.2009

    Michigan Police Taser Nude Man Outside Church
    Going to church brought no peace ...
    03.04.2009

    Police Seek Blow-up Doll Sex Bandit
    An Australian man broke into three adult ...
    01.20.2009

    Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
    A Texas death row inmate with a history ...
    01.19.2009

    Two Years Ago
    Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
    A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
    03.20.2008

    Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
    SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
    01.30.2008

    Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
    A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
    01.29.2008

    Top 2007 Weird News
    BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
    01.28.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.