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Mayor Allan Kauffman plans to turn his critic's offhand comment into a benefit for the Goshen Boys & Girls Club later this month.
The critic told a political volunteer for Kauffman that she would happily pay $100 to kick the mayor's hind quarters, The Goshen News reported Saturday.
Kauffman announced at a Kiwanis meeting on Friday that he would offer himself for the challenge. And the Boys & Girls Club will accept the mayor's generosity, Kevin Deary, club president, said.
Kauffman wrote a letter to his critic inviting her and three mayoral critics to the kicking event. The suggested bidding for one swift kick starts at $100.
But the mayor said he was interested in establishing safety rules, such as limiting the kicker to the use of the side of the foot.
Careful, dude
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started by
tjshere
(04.18.2002 4:11:31 AM EST)
You better not allow spike-heel pumps either or those kicks may go a little deeper than you bargained for.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Good For Him..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.18.2002 2:42:24 AM EST)
now he can be a real "pain in the ass"
$500 for Nassau County, NY
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started by
robnoxious
(04.18.2002 0:48:17 AM EST)
Tom Gulotta, ex-county executive, turn one of the richest counties in the US into a county that is just about bankrupt.
I wonder if I could donate $500 to Nassau County to beat the snot out of Tom Gulotta.
This is one way for the county to make back some serious cash for the county ... and gosh darn it Gulotta owes us big time.
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