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Phone Company Plans Feature For Drunks

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/30/2004
 
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CANBERRA - An Australian phone company is offering customers the chance to blacklist numbers before heading out for a night on the town so they can reduce the risk of making any embarrassing, incoherent late-night calls.

A survey of 409 people by Virgin Mobile, a joint venture of The Virgin Group and Optus, found 95 percent made drunk calls.

Of those calls, 30 percent were to ex-partners, 19 percent to current partners, and 36 percent to other people, including their bosses.

The company also found that 55 percent of those polled would grab for their phone first the next morning to check who they had drunkenly dialed, compared with just eight percent who went for the headache pills first.

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    Awww c'mon (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.01.2004 0:47:59 AM EST)


    There's nothing more rewarding that talking to an old girlfriend at 4 am. Especially if you haven't seen her in 12 years.

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    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.30.2004 9:08:41 PM EST)

    well its a pretty good idea really

    I guess it's a sad commentary (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.30.2004 6:13:44 PM EST)


    But this is actually a great idea. They ought to have it block 976 numbers too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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