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Eating 115 M&Ms In Three Minutes: Good. Doing It With Chopsticks: More Gooder

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/01/2003
 
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OAKLAND, Calif. - Three minutes after Jim Hager started eating M&Ms with a pair of chopsticks, he was headed for the Guinness Book of World Records.

The 47-year-old Oakland resident gobbled 115 M&Ms in 3 minutes Sunday, breaking a previous record of 112 Smarties consumed by Kathryn Ratcliffe of England in December 2002.

The new record won't become official until event organizers send documentation to the Guinness association, including a videotape, photographs and written declarations from witnesses, but it seems likely he'll have his place in the list.

For his efforts, he received 25 pounds of M&Ms courtesy of a local candy store that sponsored the event.

"His kids were very happy," said store owner Wendy Winter.

She said the association gave very specific guidelines: Contestants had to use wooden chopsticks, the M&Ms had to be of the standard variety and they had to be carried to the mouth — one at a time — in the chopsticks.

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    Title: Damn
    By: roger
    Date: 10.02.2003 12:33 AM EST


    American last names.. You'd think FungCho or WanTong or ChingChang would have won one year.

    A blonde would have won it but she kept throwing out all the W's.. LMAO



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    American last names.. You'd think FungCho or WanTong or ChingChang would have won one year.

    A blonde would have won it but she kept throwing out all the W's.. LMAO


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