"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002
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DALE, Pa.
- A woman who once pleaded no contest to trying
to run down some children has been charged with shoving a
15-year-old boy in front of a bus, which nearly hit him. Alma
Sibert, 59, was jailed on charges including aggravated assault.
Ms. Sibert and the boy were arguing over her grandson and Ms.
Sibert shoved the boy in front of a bus. The driver swerved to
miss the boy. In 1995 Ms. Sibert was arrested after driving onto
a sidewalk outside an elementary school in an attempt to run
down eight children, including an 8-year-old boy she believed
had fought with her grandson.
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