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Caught Left-Handed

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/12/2000
 
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TAIPEI - You have to give this Taiwan insurance salesman a hand for originality when he talked two friends into chopping off his left hand in an attempt to collect on $645,000 worth of insurance policies.

Huang Chun-ming, 35, got liquored up before his friends chopped off his hand with a samurai sword. While at the hospital, Chun-ming tried to pass the injury off as a gruesome attack by a teenage motorcycle gang.

One of Chun-mings friends admitted to committing the act due to the fact that Huang had ran up gambling debts of T$20 million. Police reportedly found Chun-ming´s missing hand inside his home.

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    He really blew it... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.12.2000 11:36:59 PM EST)


    If he was gonna chop off his hand anyway, he should have taken bets that he wouldn't do it. Then he could have even MADE money.



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    FARTS (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.12.2000 8:56:36 PM EST)

    One time I was at the bus stop waiting for my bus when this guy leaned against me and let out this massive fart! It stunk so bad the bus driver told us to get on across the street to get on the bus!

    musta sucked (0 replies)
    started by VladTepes
    (09.12.2000 7:29:22 PM EST)

    he didnt get the money and he lost his hand. he lost both ways.

    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

    Ya gotta hand it to him.. (0 replies)
    started by blahblahblah2
    (09.12.2000 1:14:39 PM EST)

    Hes gets an "A" for originality..

    Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

    Introducing the Ginsu Sword! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.12.2000 10:29:51 AM EST)

    It slices, it dices!
    Watch now as I cut through this leather shoe.... and it remains sharp enough to cut off my left hand.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    you gotta hand it to him (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.12.2000 0:23:50 AM EST)

    that would have worked well if it hadn't been for his friend...I like it, hands down

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    what a stupid azz! (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.12.2000 0:16:31 AM EST)

    why did he wanta save the hand anyways,did he think he was gonna put it back on after the whole thing was over? lol whataprick

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