"[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
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SEATTLE - When Mark Calvert isn't greeting shoppers at Liquidation World in his Santa suit, he entertains viewers of "Bong Hit Championship," a public-access show where he uses a stopwatch to time how long
callers can inhale marijuana from a water pipe. Calvert's show last week showed him cheering on a 14-year-old caller as he inhaled. Calvert later boasted of his work as a Santa at Liquidation World. A store spokesman said the store was unaware of Calvert's other line of work when he was hired last week.
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