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A judge has told Argentina's best-known television preacher to chose between cleaning
public bathrooms for two years or standing trial for alleged criminal fraud, a court source said.
Evangelist preacher Hector Gimenez faces charges that he defrauded a worshiper at his "Good Waves" shrine in
Buenos Aires and must now opt between cleaning bathrooms or going to trial, the source told Reuters.
Gimenez is accused of illegally selling the worshiper a house using a bogus contract.
Argentine judges in some cases can offer those accused of crimes the option of performing community work rather
than standing trial.
Gimenez's shrine also includes a shopping mall, beauty salon, car rental firm and game room.
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Do not agree with you Oliver
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RedNeckedTulsan
(10.25.2000 1:38:57 PM EST)
Some of the tellyvangelists will probably give you an infection if they touched a public toilet seat.I say tax the bastards at 50% BEYOND they current rate for a person earning what they do.No more tax free status for these parasites who prey upon human fear and ignorance.
BTW: the real question is where is Phantom today and why is he not contributing more good stuff like this???
...I think ALL TV preachers should be cleaning toilets! They're nothing but useless fucking parasites!
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
NUMBER 1
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KoRnKaT
(10.02.2000 1:45:20 PM EST)
AHHAHAHA im number 1
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