"It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet." - Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
Random Quote
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." — Bill Gates, 1981
Snapple Facts
#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
One Liners
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? A: Well Hung.
ATHENS, Ohio — A professor and two Ohio University students upset with a ban against couches on outside porches
said they have enough signatures to put a couch referendum on
the November ballot. The City Council banned the couches after
the anti-couch crowd complained they were unsightly and
attracted vermin. Neurobiology Professor Scott Hooper, 42,
called the vote "a bunch of elitism and mean spiritedness. It
just made me furious." Couches on porches are an essential part
of student culture, he said.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Man Who Threw Feces In CA Courtroom Gets 31 Years A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.
10.28.2009
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008
Two Years Ago
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
11.19.2007
Thank You Science Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
11.03.2007
