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Policeman Caught Shoplifting in Uniform

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/12/2000
 
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A German police chief was caught shoplifting in his uniform by a store detective, police and government officials said.

The officer, in charge of around 300 police officers in the state of Hesse, was observed as he slipped a bottle of ant poison worth a few marks (dollars) into his pocket in a store.

Bild newspaper reported that he had been suspended.

It also said that he ran off when approached and was detained by colleagues in a passing police car. The man, who was not named, has taken sick leave.

This guy would fit in nice in NY.

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    It Never Fails (0 replies)
    started by starrman69
    (06.12.2001 9:40:18 PM EST)

    That when one cop does something wrong, that people come out of the woodwork with their "bad cop stories" DaBoneDaddy, your niece's husband is either leading a charmed life or his incidents were unfounded. I would question any officer that would have killed an unarmed person, if that was all there was to the case.

    I do internal investigations at my department. I've had officers written up, suspended and fired. I also submit my reports to the prosecutor for review and he has issued warrants against officers.

    Until we can find another alternative to using human officers, we'll always read stories where an officer was influenced by his humanity.

    Starrman69

    coolness (0 replies)
    started by Prettyangel
    (06.12.2000 10:06:33 PM EST)

    just wanted to see if this worked

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

    Big Deal (0 replies)
    started by DaBoneDaddy
    (06.12.2000 3:37:10 PM EST)

    My Niece's Husband is a Cop and as a rookie, He shot an unarmed man and got away with it, Then He beat an unarmed man to death with a large aluminum flashlight(this made TV)and got away with it, And then killed an unarmed man by shooting him in the back of his head TWICE (this also made TV) and is still walking the streets, So Cops can do anything they want, after all who's going to bust them, another cop?

    Hannes (0 replies)
    started by Hannes
    (06.12.2000 11:17:46 AM EST)

    "Bild" is the worst newspaper available in Germany. It's roughly
    equivalent to the "Weekly World News" and - just like that venerable publication - is only read by complete morons.

    It is possible that there is some connection of this story with the truth, but I wouldn't count on it. :^)

    WTF? - who ya gonna call now? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.12.2000 10:34:45 AM EST)

    Good Cop/Bad Cop - this is how evidence goes "missing" from lock-up.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I'm third! (0 replies)
    started by Casanova769
    (06.12.2000 8:21:50 AM EST)

    I'M THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mmm Doughnuts (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (06.12.2000 2:07:03 AM EST)

    This doughnut packing fudge-covered bucket of chicken lard gives a bad name to good, law-abiding cops all over the world! They pull you over and give you a ticket for a reason, you know...

    If it were anyone else... (0 replies)  
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.12.2000 0:19:58 AM EST)

    ...they'd plaster his name all over the place. Not only should they publish his name, the oughta make the asshole drink the danmed ant poison!

    ;o)

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