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OSHAWA, Ontario — Three suspects made a break for freedom as they were led from a police van for a court
appearance in Ontario on Monday, January 25th.
Their spontaneous escape attempt ended a few seconds later, not at the hands of quick-thinking police, but because of an unyielding lamppost.
As the handcuffed men raced down the street, they passed on either side of a lamp pole, forgetting they were shackled together.
The three suspects collided in a heap and were quickly subdued by police.
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Huh? Two on one side, one on the other?
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