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"But we will bring the weapons and, of course—we will bring the information forward on the weapons when they find them. And that will end up—end all this speculation. I understand there has been a lot of speculation over in Great Britain, we've got a little bit of it here, about whether or not the—whether or not the actions were based upon valid information. We can debate that all day long, until the truth shows up." —Bush, unwavering in his certainty that one way or another WMDs will appear in Iraq Source: The White House, "President Bush, Prime Minister Blair Discuss War on Terrorism," July 17, 2003
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"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
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so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Can You Lend Me A Hand? | | By: Phantom | Published: 06/03/1999 | | |  |
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BRADENTON, Fla. (Reuters)
A former funeral home
director was sentenced to one year in jail for
cutting off a
dead
man's hand as part of a Voodoo-like ritual two years ago.
Paula Albritton, 45, was convicted on March 5 of abusing a
dead human body by cutting off the left hand of Willie
Sutton in 1997 as she was preparing his body for burial after he
died of natural causes.
Sutton's hand was found in the Manatee River in November,
1997 and identified through fingerprints. When his body
was exhumed, small dolls and notes were found inside his chest.
Albritton was taken from the
courtroom to the Manatee County
jail after she was sentenced Monday by Manatee
County Circuit Judge Peter Dubensky, court officials said. She
could have been sent to prison for up to 15 years.
``I'm very sorry for the grief this caused the
(Sutton)family,'' Albritton said before she was sentenced.
Albritton's son, Jimmy Lee Clark, 23, pleaded no contest to
the same charge last November and is serving a one-year
sentence.
Albritton confessed to cutting off Sutton's hand when she was
questioned by police. But at her trial, she said her
confession was a lie to protect her son.
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