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Inventor Makes New Kind of Paper

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/13/2000
 
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A Swedish inventor has discovered a rather roundabout way of getting paper from his country's pine forests -- make it from elk dung.

Sune Haggmark and his partner Ann-Mari Remahn experimented with a food-mixer and an oven before finding the right consistency, the tabloid Expressen reported.

They take eight to 10 elk pats, add water and a secret binding agent and turn the dung into a small sheaf of A5-size paper costing 70 Swedish crowns ($8).

"The paper is pure cellulose and doesn't smell of anything except bark," Remahn said. "It's a light brown color shot through with traces of bark and small splinters."

The newspaper said tourists from Russia, France and Germany had trekked to the couple's small-holding near Ostersund in central Sweden to buy the paper and Sune's latest product -- elk dung visiting cards.

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    I got to get some (0 replies)
    started by TheKoof
    (06.13.2001 1:22:33 AM EST)

    Hand it in to my professer and when he gives it back say, "I don't want this shit." Then tell him that the paper is made of elk shit.

    Heidi Klum is my girlfriend!

    piss penciles (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.14.2000 7:54:25 PM EST)

    what'snext .will the cops start shitting tickets?

    Moose not Elk (0 replies)
    started by Snusktgubbe
    (06.14.2000 4:37:14 AM EST)

    Swedes do this all the time...the word moose in Swedish is Älg (sounds like Elly) and the Swedes just assume because so many other Swedish words sound a lot like their English counterparts that Älg and Elk are synonyms. But they aren't. What they meant to say was Moose shit...there are no Elk in Sweden at all.

    $8 a sheet? (1 reply)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (06.13.2000 10:17:18 AM EST)

    Wow, that's expensive shit.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    hey richie (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.13.2000 0:50:28 AM EST)

    hey richie,they stole your moms recipe! you fucking faggot

    Writing the letter is bad enough... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.13.2000 0:16:17 AM EST)

    Who wants to lick the envelope?

    ;o)

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.13.2000 0:05:05 AM EST)

    who the hell wants to write on paper that came out of an elk's ass? this is retarded

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