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Tourists forced to swim through freshwater crocs when boat sinks

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 12/01/1998
 
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PERTH, Australia - Dozens of tourists swam to safety past several freshwater crocodiles after their tour boat sank in the Fitzroy River in Western Australia. The boat went down when the tourists, most of them from Germany, rushed to one side to photograph a freshwater crocodile. Officers who were in charge of the vessel believe it had already started to take on water before the tourists' movement to one side sent the boat down. Some in the group of 50 had to swim about 50 feet through the fierce-looking but usually harmless freshwater crocodiles to the riverbank. The more dangerous saltwater crocodiles were not in the river at the time.

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    Salt water, Fresh water (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.20.2003 10:45:58 AM EST)


    a croc is a croc..

    They'll kill your ass

    IFIGAVEAFLYINGFUCK (0 replies)  
    started by resivoird0g
    (10.10.2000 5:36:31 PM EST)

    I was expecting to have seen alligators ripping the heads off of immigrants crossing over to steal more jobs from Americans, instead I got a lame ass story with no death or entertainment of any kind. I look forward to when this pussy submits an authentic retelling of the classic little red riding hood. woo hoo i'm first....excuse me while i blow a load.

    ooh lala

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